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cineresis:

So anyway, while I’m feeling copacetic with putting my nonfiction text words on tumblr:

In the process of writing The Longfic, I’ve accidentally fallen in love with a number of characters I never gave much thought to before, which, you know, happens. This includes South (who, for all of the compliments I’ve gotten for how I write her, never really caught my attention until Way Ahead Way Behind and everyone else’s South Dakota Defense Squad posts), Utah (gay married with Georgia, do not EVEN fight me), and the Counselor.

(Oh my gosh, the Counselor. Oh my fucking gosh. Did you know he’s an ENTP fronting as an INFP and you can tell by how he directs and balances his priorities on the relevant axes? DO YOU KNOW HOW NEAT THAT IS. Have you thought about how straight-up intellectually brilliant he must be to juggle everything he does behind the scenes that is implied by his onscreen activities, like really thought about it in detail.)

But seriously that makes me wonder how popular the Counselor is. South is of course a fucking queen and I’ve seen a couple people who are really attached to Utah but as far as I know, there’s no unique tag for the Counselor that I can use to search for fanwork with him. While he tends to appear in certain Freelancer fics, I don’t think I’ve seen any fanart of him or anything with him as a central character (which, in the case of him not appearing centrally, is as it should be — he is by nature and inclination someone who does not make himself prominent except as required and focuses on causes rather than his inner world, unless he’s doing far more acting than we already know him to be doing). I know @epsilongrif has mentioned liking him, and it makes logical sense to me that he would have gotten fandom attention when he appeared in s6, but I’m a noob and therefore don’t actually know of any evidence that might support that.

oh, and i forgot to add when I wrote this: where the FUCK is all the director/counselor porn

THIS FANDOM CONSTITUENCY DEMANDS ANSWERS

do you think i am fucking around about the porn, tumblr? i am not even within the vicinity of fucking around.

you made a fanon ship out of”that’s the spirit, knew you had it in you” but the director and the counselor HABITUALLY PICK UP EACH OTHER’S SENTENCES

I DEMAND CONSISTENCY

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Felt like shit today so instead of doing anything useful I sketched one of the walk-on Freelancers in The Longfic, Agent Virginia. I was not really thinking about how those lines would look with color when I did them; terrible, as it turns out. She is an ectomorph with no shoulders to speak of and that helmet looks bloody ridiculous in combination.

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cineresis:

So anyway, while I’m feeling copacetic with putting my nonfiction text words on tumblr:

In the process of writing The Longfic, I’ve accidentally fallen in love with a number of characters I never gave much thought to before, which, you know, happens. This includes South (who, for all of the compliments I’ve gotten for how I write her, never really caught my attention until Way Ahead Way Behind and everyone else’s South Dakota Defense Squad posts), Utah (gay married with Georgia, do not EVEN fight me), and the Counselor.

(Oh my gosh, the Counselor. Oh my fucking gosh. Did you know he’s an ENTP fronting as an INFP and you can tell by how he directs and balances his priorities on the relevant axes? DO YOU KNOW HOW NEAT THAT IS. Have you thought about how straight-up intellectually brilliant he must be to juggle everything he does behind the scenes that is implied by his onscreen activities, like really thought about it in detail.)

But seriously that makes me wonder how popular the Counselor is. South is of course a fucking queen and I’ve seen a couple people who are really attached to Utah but as far as I know, there’s no unique tag for the Counselor that I can use to search for fanwork with him. While he tends to appear in certain Freelancer fics, I don’t think I’ve seen any fanart of him or anything with him as a central character (which, in the case of him not appearing centrally, is as it should be — he is by nature and inclination someone who does not make himself prominent except as required and focuses on causes rather than his inner world, unless he’s doing far more acting than we already know him to be doing). I know @epsilongrif has mentioned liking him, and it makes logical sense to me that he would have gotten fandom attention when he appeared in s6, but I’m a noob and therefore don’t actually know of any evidence that might support that.

oh, and i forgot to add when I wrote this: where the FUCK is all the director/counselor porn

THIS FANDOM CONSTITUENCY DEMANDS ANSWERS

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eponymous-rose said: man, I kinda just got here myself, but I haven’t seen much for the Counselor and that’s a real shame—I’ve been meaning to write something about him but keep putting it off.

Oh goodness, for real, I would be fucking fascinated to see what you did with him and have zero doubt you would pull it off fantastically.

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So anyway, while I’m feeling copacetic with putting my nonfiction text words on tumblr:

In the process of writing The Longfic, I’ve accidentally fallen in love with a number of characters I never gave much thought to before, which, you know, happens. This includes South (who, for all of the compliments I’ve gotten for how I write her, never really caught my attention until Way Ahead Way Behind and everyone else’s South Dakota Defense Squad posts), Utah (gay married with Georgia, do not EVEN fight me), and the Counselor.

(Oh my gosh, the Counselor. Oh my fucking gosh. Did you know he’s an ENTP fronting as an INFP and you can tell by how he directs and balances his priorities on the relevant axes? DO YOU KNOW HOW NEAT THAT IS. Have you thought about how straight-up intellectually brilliant he must be to juggle everything he does behind the scenes that is implied by his onscreen activities, like really thought about it in detail.)

But seriously that makes me wonder how popular the Counselor is. South is of course a fucking queen and I’ve seen a couple people who are really attached to Utah but as far as I know, there’s no unique tag for the Counselor that I can use to search for fanwork with him. While he tends to appear in certain Freelancer fics, I don’t think I’ve seen any fanart of him or anything with him as a central character (which, in the case of him not appearing centrally, is as it should be — he is by nature and inclination someone who does not make himself prominent except as required and focuses on causes rather than his inner world, unless he’s doing far more acting than we already know him to be doing). I know @epsilongrif has mentioned liking him, and it makes logical sense to me that he would have gotten fandom attention when he appeared in s6, but I’m a noob and therefore don’t actually know of any evidence that might support that.

And while my dash is on the subject, I’d like to add that everyone’s critiques and analyses of RvB have been absolutely invaluable for me — videos are by far the most difficult media for me to process and visual/spoken character dynamics and body language often go completely over my head, so while I can recognise some issues, there’s a huge amount I can’t even perceive that other people’s commentary has allowed me to understand. Having the resources in this fandom to be able to think intelligently about the show has really helped me enjoy it more than I ever otherwise could, as well as recognise problems to be addressed either in fic or just in increased expectations for writing and visuals.

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My browser fucking crashed right as I was about to post this, so let’s try typing it again:

There are still a lot of good comments that I’ve gotten in the reblog tags on this fic that I need to address at some point, which in the meantime I’ve been collecting with meticulous glee. I’ve also been following the tags on the occasional continued reblogs of Way Ahead, Way behind. I have gotten so many wonderful comments and I appreciate them all — I really seem to have lucked into accidentally joining a fandom where I can be inspired to write these kinds of fics, even if they are absolutely murdering my social life (I’M SORRY CROW MOM I MISS YOU).

It’s also been extremely helpful to see what people comment on and to get their feedback. My greatest strengths seem to be character voices (thank you, years of dialogue-only roleplaying), jokes, and canon allusions/foreshadowing, and both of my very popular fics have been of the “sitting around and talking” variety. It’s evidently rather difficult for me to fit much plot into less than three thousand words, which will be interesting to try working on (I say this as if I’m planning on writing an indefinite multiplicity more fics, I’M SO SORRY CROW MOM). It’s been deeply satisfying working on something very plot-heavy with The Longfic (capital letters earned through fire and blood), but the extraordinary length is what’s allowed me to do that in the first place; I still need to learn to fit a comparable density of plot into a smaller space.

If nothing else, succeeding at writing independent stories for the first time in quite a while has made me more confident that when I have time to try working on original writing again, I can come up with something substantial and worth reading. Hopefully it will work out well and that opinion will be shared.

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cineresis:

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(The result of a thought that would not go away. This is utterly sophomoric and I have only the canon three-stooges routine to blame. I think the lesson here is not to let me write anything in one sitting after midnight anymore.)

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I read this the other day and it really stuck with me. Your vocabulary, oh man. You just set a scene really well, and I love that there’s an arum, and the casual, skilled way the Freelancers goof around with each other.

My first thought reading this, perhaps because I’d just woken up, was that you were talking about my extensive vocabulary of dick jokes, which is an experience I hope everyone gets to have at some point in their life. Anyway, the fact that I could make an impression is one of the best things possible to hear, so thank you.

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cineresis:

[AO3]

(The result of a thought that would not go away. This is utterly sophomoric and I have only the canon three-stooges routine to blame. I think the lesson here is not to let me write anything in one sitting after midnight anymore.)

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The characterizations in this are perfect and I love the way you keep the focus on the ensemble as a whole rather than focusing on just one or two of the characters. 

Thank you so much! I’m glad I could strike the right balance, which is always a concern in fics like this.

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cineresis:

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(The result of a thought that would not go away. This is utterly sophomoric and I have only the canon three-stooges routine to blame. I think the lesson here is not to let me write anything in one sitting after midnight anymore.)

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#and I don’t know if this was meant to be pre-York losing his eye #(I think it was) #but that little exchange between York and Wyoming was goooood

It was indeed! If it had been afterward, I think York’s response to Wyoming would have been much more rancorous.

(via iamilex)

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I was paid $10 to write this masterpiece. This is my finest hour. 

——-

It was late when John Cena returned from his latest Make a Wish Foundation visit. The lights were off, but he knew his lover was home because John Cena could hear the sick beats and the dulcet tones of his voice. That was his rap album and his little love carrot was singing along. It brought a smile to Cena’s stony face, knowing that his boyfriend had missed him enough to put on the album. 

The door was unlocked and Cena let himself inside, following the sound of the music. His dark-haired angel was in the kitchen, wearing nothing but a bright orange fundoshi. Goku knew how much John Cena liked seeing him in traditional underwear, especially since it highlighted Goku’s perfect, perky ass cheeks, presenting them like two perfectly sculpted hams on a platter. Cena couldn’t help himself. He reached forward and set his hand on the left cheek, letting it nestle in his palm, his fingers brushed up against Goku’s tail. 

Goku turns and his face softens as he sees it is Cena and not some enemy. It has been a long time since they have been together, and they quickly fall against each other, bodies in sync as their muscles flex in anticipation. Cena seeks out Goku’s mouth and they kiss, lips and tongue clashing in a battle for dominance. 

John Cena’s fingers seek out the knot in Goku’s fundoshi and he eagerly paws at the material until it falls away, leaving his lover nude and glistening in the dim kitchen lighting. The track changes to “Summer Flings” and as the speakers thrum, John Cena wraps a hand around Goku’s shaft and begins to stroke him, feeling his cock harden with each motion. 

He presses his mouth against Goku’s ear, his voice low and seductive as he growled out, “I am SUPER excited tonight. I am going to put MY MOUTH on your cock. I am doing this just for YOU.” 

With that said, John Cena sinks to his knees, taking his beloved’s erect penis into his mouth. He gives 110% effort, like always, bobbing his head and sucking like he was being paid to throw a match. Goku let his head fall back and he made the most amazing sounds as Cena sucked his cock. His toes curled and he felt a thrill run through his body that almost matched the thrill he felt the first time he held the WWE World Heavyweight Championship belt in his hands. 

Goku looked down at John Cena, tenderly carding his fingers through Cena’s short hair. His eyes welled up with emotion. Then he spoke those words, those words that haunted him in the ring but here, here in this bedroom, they were spoken so tenderly and so sweetly that John’s heart fluttered at the very sound. “Cena sucks. Cena sucks.” 

And he did suck, working his mouth down Goku’s shaft and bringing him quickly to orgasm. He didn’t take his mouth off, swallowing down his potent semen without a single hesitation or grimace despite the bitter flavour. After so many years together, Cena had grown used to the tremendous taste.

cineresis:

cineresis:

so lately my friends have been subjected to me tweeting pretty much nonstop about rvb whenever I’m not writing and recently luteanfini sent me this with “is this rvb?” and yes. yes it is. thank you.

kaff: tbh the little man on the bicycle made the image for me
sai: that and “share the road” and the best, the absolute best part of that is that cars routinely try to kill him in particular
kaff: oh my god I stumbled upon a miracle

sai: so according to some of the tags i’m seeing you’ve destroyed lives with this post. congratulations on being a halo anime winner
kaff: I’m so absolutely pleased. I can’t wait to reach this part myself and regret everything  entirely
sai: “this part” do you mean: “all of rvb from recovery one onward”
kaff: (I look at you with eyes filled with a child’s wonder) does wash suffer for ALL OF IT
sai: (I take your face in my hands and kiss your forehead, then look you in the eye) yes. and he NEVER STOPS.

cineresis:

cineresis:

so lately my friends have been subjected to me tweeting pretty much nonstop about rvb whenever I’m not writing and recently luteanfini sent me this with “is this rvb?” and yes. yes it is. thank you.

kaff: tbh the little man on the bicycle made the image for me

sai: that and “share the road” and the best, the absolute best part of that is that cars routinely try to kill him in particular

kaff: oh my god I stumbled upon a miracle

sai: so according to some of the tags i’m seeing you’ve destroyed lives with this post. congratulations on being a halo anime winner

kaff: I’m so absolutely pleased. I can’t wait to reach this part myself and regret everything entirely

sai: “this part” do you mean: “all of rvb from recovery one onward”

kaff: (I look at you with eyes filled with a child’s wonder) does wash suffer for ALL OF IT

sai: (I take your face in my hands and kiss your forehead, then look you in the eye) yes. and he NEVER STOPS.

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(The result of a thought that would not go away. This is utterly sophomoric and I have only the canon three-stooges routine to blame. I think the lesson here is not to let me write anything in one sitting after midnight anymore.)

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(The result of a thought that would not go away. This is utterly sophomoric and I have only the canon three-stooges routine to blame. I think the lesson here is not to let me write anything in one sitting after midnight anymore.)

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there is nothing I love more in this life than people responding to my shit, not kindness, not money, well maybe money

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follow me, tumblr user cineresis, for math jokes, dick jokes, knock knock jokes, puns of varying obscurity, and horrific tragedy

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