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cineresis:

[AO3]

(The result of a thought that would not go away. This is utterly sophomoric and I have only the canon three-stooges routine to blame. I think the lesson here is not to let me write anything in one sitting after midnight anymore.)

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#and I don’t know if this was meant to be pre-York losing his eye #(I think it was) #but that little exchange between York and Wyoming was goooood

It was indeed! If it had been afterward, I think York’s response to Wyoming would have been much more rancorous.

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conceptofzero:

I was paid $10 to write this masterpiece. This is my finest hour. 

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It was late when John Cena returned from his latest Make a Wish Foundation visit. The lights were off, but he knew his lover was home because John Cena could hear the sick beats and the dulcet tones of his voice. That was his rap album and his little love carrot was singing along. It brought a smile to Cena’s stony face, knowing that his boyfriend had missed him enough to put on the album. 

The door was unlocked and Cena let himself inside, following the sound of the music. His dark-haired angel was in the kitchen, wearing nothing but a bright orange fundoshi. Goku knew how much John Cena liked seeing him in traditional underwear, especially since it highlighted Goku’s perfect, perky ass cheeks, presenting them like two perfectly sculpted hams on a platter. Cena couldn’t help himself. He reached forward and set his hand on the left cheek, letting it nestle in his palm, his fingers brushed up against Goku’s tail. 

Goku turns and his face softens as he sees it is Cena and not some enemy. It has been a long time since they have been together, and they quickly fall against each other, bodies in sync as their muscles flex in anticipation. Cena seeks out Goku’s mouth and they kiss, lips and tongue clashing in a battle for dominance. 

John Cena’s fingers seek out the knot in Goku’s fundoshi and he eagerly paws at the material until it falls away, leaving his lover nude and glistening in the dim kitchen lighting. The track changes to “Summer Flings” and as the speakers thrum, John Cena wraps a hand around Goku’s shaft and begins to stroke him, feeling his cock harden with each motion. 

He presses his mouth against Goku’s ear, his voice low and seductive as he growled out, “I am SUPER excited tonight. I am going to put MY MOUTH on your cock. I am doing this just for YOU.” 

With that said, John Cena sinks to his knees, taking his beloved’s erect penis into his mouth. He gives 110% effort, like always, bobbing his head and sucking like he was being paid to throw a match. Goku let his head fall back and he made the most amazing sounds as Cena sucked his cock. His toes curled and he felt a thrill run through his body that almost matched the thrill he felt the first time he held the WWE World Heavyweight Championship belt in his hands. 

Goku looked down at John Cena, tenderly carding his fingers through Cena’s short hair. His eyes welled up with emotion. Then he spoke those words, those words that haunted him in the ring but here, here in this bedroom, they were spoken so tenderly and so sweetly that John’s heart fluttered at the very sound. “Cena sucks. Cena sucks.” 

And he did suck, working his mouth down Goku’s shaft and bringing him quickly to orgasm. He didn’t take his mouth off, swallowing down his potent semen without a single hesitation or grimace despite the bitter flavour. After so many years together, Cena had grown used to the tremendous taste.

cineresis:

cineresis:

so lately my friends have been subjected to me tweeting pretty much nonstop about rvb whenever I’m not writing and recently luteanfini sent me this with “is this rvb?” and yes. yes it is. thank you.

kaff: tbh the little man on the bicycle made the image for me
sai: that and “share the road” and the best, the absolute best part of that is that cars routinely try to kill him in particular
kaff: oh my god I stumbled upon a miracle

sai: so according to some of the tags i’m seeing you’ve destroyed lives with this post. congratulations on being a halo anime winner
kaff: I’m so absolutely pleased. I can’t wait to reach this part myself and regret everything  entirely
sai: “this part” do you mean: “all of rvb from recovery one onward”
kaff: (I look at you with eyes filled with a child’s wonder) does wash suffer for ALL OF IT
sai: (I take your face in my hands and kiss your forehead, then look you in the eye) yes. and he NEVER STOPS.

cineresis:

cineresis:

so lately my friends have been subjected to me tweeting pretty much nonstop about rvb whenever I’m not writing and recently luteanfini sent me this with “is this rvb?” and yes. yes it is. thank you.

kaff: tbh the little man on the bicycle made the image for me

sai: that and “share the road” and the best, the absolute best part of that is that cars routinely try to kill him in particular

kaff: oh my god I stumbled upon a miracle

sai: so according to some of the tags i’m seeing you’ve destroyed lives with this post. congratulations on being a halo anime winner

kaff: I’m so absolutely pleased. I can’t wait to reach this part myself and regret everything entirely

sai: “this part” do you mean: “all of rvb from recovery one onward”

kaff: (I look at you with eyes filled with a child’s wonder) does wash suffer for ALL OF IT

sai: (I take your face in my hands and kiss your forehead, then look you in the eye) yes. and he NEVER STOPS.

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Eccentricity: None (ε = 0)

cineresis:

[AO3]

(The result of a thought that would not go away. This is utterly sophomoric and I have only the canon three-stooges routine to blame. I think the lesson here is not to let me write anything in one sitting after midnight anymore.)

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Eccentricity: None (ε = 0)

cineresis:

[AO3]

(The result of a thought that would not go away. This is utterly sophomoric and I have only the canon three-stooges routine to blame. I think the lesson here is not to let me write anything in one sitting after midnight anymore.)

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there is nothing I love more in this life than people responding to my shit, not kindness, not money, well maybe money

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cineresis:

follow me, tumblr user cineresis, for math jokes, dick jokes, knock knock jokes, puns of varying obscurity, and horrific tragedy

this was the pun. it’s funny because he replaces the letters I and O with 1 and 0 invariably. please love me and pledge to my patreon

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follow me, tumblr user cineresis, for math jokes, dick jokes, knock knock jokes, puns of varying obscurity, and horrific tragedy

Eccentricity: None (ε = 0)

[AO3]

(The result of a thought that would not go away. This is utterly sophomoric and I have only the canon three-stooges routine to blame. I think the lesson here is not to let me write anything in one sitting after midnight anymore.)

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cineresis:

so lately my friends have been subjected to me tweeting pretty much nonstop about rvb whenever I’m not writing and recently luteanfini sent me this with “is this rvb?” and yes. yes it is. thank you.

kaff: tbh the little man on the bicycle made the image for me
sai: that and “share the road” and the best, the absolute best part of that is that cars routinely try to kill him in particular
kaff: oh my god I stumbled upon a miracle

cineresis:

so lately my friends have been subjected to me tweeting pretty much nonstop about rvb whenever I’m not writing and recently luteanfini sent me this with “is this rvb?” and yes. yes it is. thank you.

kaff: tbh the little man on the bicycle made the image for me

sai: that and “share the road” and the best, the absolute best part of that is that cars routinely try to kill him in particular

kaff: oh my god I stumbled upon a miracle

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so lately my friends have been subjected to me tweeting pretty much nonstop about rvb whenever I’m not writing and recently luteanfini sent me this with “is this rvb?” and yes. yes it is. thank you.

so lately my friends have been subjected to me tweeting pretty much nonstop about rvb whenever I’m not writing and recently luteanfini sent me this with “is this rvb?” and yes. yes it is. thank you.

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what’s up gray? oh not much, just lying facedown on the floor and sobbing unremittingly into the carpet as i type this fic, you know, the usual these days

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Fic: Way Ahead Way Behind

Tagged: #fic rec #by the way: fuck that ending #this is the most tragic fic i’ve ever read despite the fact that it is uproariously funny and the reason for that: #this fucking ending #it’s like biting into a piece of chocolate and there is an enormous fucking chili pepper inside #it’s like leaving a fantastic party and rembering that you have to go to work tomorrow #so desensitized to freelancer angst but this shit punches you in the gut while youre still breathless from laughing and its not fair

So, basically, when I saw these tags I reacted with immediate tears. And then grinning. And then grinning so hard that my face began to hurt, while still in tears, and was unable to stop grinning because I’ve cried multiple times while typing the current fic and I can’t WAIT to see the tags when I finally publish it.

So maybe I’m keeping this post open in a tab in my browser so that whenever I get distracted from my infernal purpose and go to fuck around online I am reminded that it would be even more satisfying to bring that day a few thousand words closer to hand.

(Source: cineresis, via epsilontucker)

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Fic: Way Ahead Way Behind

anneapocalypse

As someone who’s tried to write poker!fic on some remote occasion, and failed utterly (granted that might just be because I’m worse at poker than Wash but never mind), I really need to throw this fic some accolades. Not just for making the game work, giving us just enough detail to follow along, but for juggling an ensemble cast with a lot of really well-done voices. Your Wyoming and your South, in particular, really struck gold. I love the character development to Connie, which rings very true to me also. This fic was a delight to read, for both the humor and the heartbreak.

aaaaaa aaaa

thank you i treasure this

(aaaaaaa)

(Source: cineresis)

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Parallax

[AO3]

Looking at something from two different angles, it can be hard to tell if any of it was ever real.

(Wash/Tex fill for the kink meme. Warnings for emetophobia, depression, and suicidal ideation, though not during the sex parts.)

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